Sarcasm Is What I Speak sweatshirt | Crewneck, Minimal Line Text Design

Sarcasm Is What I Speak sweatshirt | Crewneck, Minimal Line Text Design

Dark Heather / S
$25.99
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Sarcasm Is What I Speak sweatshirt | Crewneck, Minimal Line Text Design

Sarcasm Is What I Speak sweatshirt | Crewneck, Minimal Line Text Design

$25.99
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A soft, lived-in crewneck that speaks with a smirk. This sweatshirt pairs a clean, minimal silhouette with subtle embroidered text across the chest reading “SARCASM IS WHAT I SPEAK,” making it a quiet statement piece for those who prefer dry humor over loud logos. Midweight and brushed inside, it feels warm without bulk; the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the shape after repeated wear. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, layered for chilly walks, or when you want to look put-together while keeping your tone intentionally wry.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with brushed interior for warmth and comfort
- Embroidered design options at left chest, center chest, or large center chest; wrist embroidery available
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton and DTF inner neck labels; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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