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A soft, lived-in crewneck that speaks with a smirk. This sweatshirt pairs a clean, minimal silhouette with subtle embroidered text across the chest reading “SARCASM IS WHAT I SPEAK,” making it a quiet statement piece for those who prefer dry humor over loud logos. Midweight and brushed inside, it feels warm without bulk; the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the shape after repeated wear. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, layered for chilly walks, or when you want to look put-together while keeping your tone intentionally wry.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with brushed interior for warmth and comfort
- Embroidered design options at left chest, center chest, or large center chest; wrist embroidery available
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton and DTF inner neck labels; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Sarcasm Is What I Speak sweatshirt | Crewneck, Minimal Line Text Design
$25.99 USD
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Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.